(İnternet kaynaklarından küçük değişiklikler derlenmiştir.)
They decided not to present the present at present. [ pri-ZENT --- PRE-zınt --- PRE-zınt ]
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. [ di-ZÖ:T --- di-ZÖ:T --- DE-zıt ]
The dump was so full that they had to refuse more refuse. [ rif-YU:Z --- REF-yu:z ]
Mean wages mean a lot to a mean man in a mean house in a mean neighbourhood with mean neighbours, who is himself rather mean to his neighbours and keeps a cat as mean as himself.
I must buy some polish to polish our Polish furniture. [ P@-liş --- P@ --- POU-liş ]
On one side of the bass drum was painted a bass. [ BEYS --- BÆ:S ]
A bandage is carefully wound around the wound. [ WAUND --- WUND ]
The boy threw a stone at it, and the dove dove (= dived) into the bushes. [ DAV --- DOUV ]
We bought a farm to produce produce. [ prı-CYU:S --- PR@-cyu:s ]
Do you object to this object? [ ıb-CEKT --- @B-cikt ]
English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France.
Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.
Quicksand usually works very slowly.
Boxing rings are square.
Guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
Writers write but fingers don't fing.
Grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham.
Writers write, readers read, and
swimmers swim. But why is it that hammers don't ham, fingers don't fing,
and grocers don't groce?
Or, one goose, 2 geese? So one moose, 2 meese?
Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend.
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Since a vegetarian eats vegetables, why shouldn't a humanitarian eat humans?
ALCOHOL & PRONUNCIATION !!
A few problems might creep up, though -- like:
Things that are difficult to say when you've had a few drinks:
Things that are very difficult to say when you've had just one more for the road:
Things that are downright impossible to say when you're as drunk as a lord:
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex...
Nope, no more booze for me...
Sorry, but you're not really my type...
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