01.
A rope ladder hangs over the side of a ship. The rungs are half a meter apart
and the ladder is 6 meters long. The tide is rising at four centimeters an
hour. How long will it take before the first four rungs of the ladder are
underwater?
rope ladder =
ip merdiven... rungs = basamaklar...
half a meter apart =
aralarında yarımşar metre var...
tide = gelgit...
02. If the only sister of your mother's only brother has an
only child, what would be your relationship to that child?
pile of sand
=
kum yığını...
03. There is one in a minute and
two in a moment, but only one in a million years. What are we talking about?
04.
The boy at the zoo started to call out the name of
the animal he saw, but he became so excited that he got his words all mixed
up. See if you can take all twelve of the letters in "Oh, it's a pom pup!" and
rearrange them to make a single word that will be the name of the huge beast
the boy is pointing to.
05. It's the only
vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in
any other form but fresh. What is it?
in any other form but fresh
=
taze hali
dışında
hiçbir biçimde...
06. What fruit has
its seeds on the outside?
tohum
=
tohum (genelde bitkiler
için, bazen de "the seeds of freedom" veya "the seeds of war" deyişlerinde
olduğu gibi)...
07. "I guarantee," said the
salesman in the pet shop, "that this purple parrot will repeat every word it
hears." A customer bought the bird, but found that the parrot wouldn't speak a
single word. Nevertheless, what the salesman said was true. How could this be?
08. In which sport
are the shoes made entirely of metal?
09. In many
countries, the attempt to commit a certain crime is punishable, but actually
committing the crime is not. What is the crime?
to commit a crime
=
suç işlemek... certain = belli bir muayyen
(burada adını vermek istemediğimiz için "a certain politician" "adını
vermekten sarfı nazar ettiğim muayyen bir politikacımız" gibi bir bağlamda
kullanılıyor)... actually
committing = fiilen işlemek, bilfiil işlemek...
10. If today is Monday, what is
the day after the day before the day before tomorrow?
11.
Find the English word that can be formed from all these letters:
PNLLEEEESSSSS
12.
How can you throw a ball with all your might and -- without hitting a wall
or any other obstruction -- have the ball stop and come right back to you?
with all your might
=
bütün gücünüzle...
"have sth do sth" =
"birşeyi yapmasını sağlamak" yapısına dikkat ediniz... to relieve ÇEVİRİSİ: Bir
topu bütün gücünüzle fırlatarak, h,çbir duvara veya herhangi başka bir
engele çarpmaksızın durup dosdoğru size dönmesini nasıl sağlayabilirsiniz?
13. There is a
marvelous invention which makes it possible for people to see through
brick walls. What is it?
14. Jack's famous
beanstalk doubled its height every day. After twenty-one days it was as
high as the town hall. After how many days was it half the height of the
town hall?
15. I can only live
when there is light, although I die if the light shines on me. What am I?
SILLY
ANSWERS TO SILLY QUESTIONS
1. Your aunt has a brother,
but this is not your uncle. Who is he?
2. What is the longest word
in the English language?
3. Who said: "Very funny,
Scotty. Now beam down my clothes" ?
4. Is it possible for a flea
to jump higher than the Galata Tower?
5. What word becomes shorter
when you add a syllable to it?
6. Temel has five sons and
each son has a sister. How many children does Temel have?
7. Do you stir your tea with
your right or left hand?
8. Two fathers and two sons
ask for a cup of tea each. The waiter brings only three cups. Why?
9. What word is always
spelled wrong?
10. What is THE capital of
Turkland.
1. Well, He is your father,
of course, you silly!
2. Smiles ! There is a whole
mile between the beginning and the ending letter...
3. Why, Captain Kirk, of
course, you silly! (beam down = aşağı ışınla)
4. Naturally... The Galata
Tower is altogether incapable of doing any jumping...
5. I gave you the answer in
the question: shorter !
6. 6 (six, SIX) VI
7. None; I just stir my tea
with a spoon.
8. Grandpa + Papa + Son
9. I gave you the answer in
the question: "wrong" is always spelled "wrong" -- unless it is misspelled, of
course !
10. The Letter "T"
Just to round things off:
Derleyip toplayıp bitirmek için:
"I am." is said to be the shortest sentence in the
English language. How is it, then, that "I do," is the longest sentence?
İngilizce'deki en kısa cümlenin, "I am." olduğu söylenir. O halde, nasıl
oluyor da, "I do." en uzunu oluyor?
Let me give you a clue... It's a "life sentence"...
"I do," is the longest sentence in the English language, because it is The Wedding Vow! For pronouncing those two words you get a "life
sentence"!
sentence = 1. cümle; 2. bir
mahkemenin verdiği hüküm... "life
sentence" = müebbed hapis...
* * * * *
The Wedding Vow
(the most common version of it): Evlenme Töreninde Verilen Karşılıklı Yemin (en yaygın versiyon)
To the groom (= damada):
"Do you take this woman to be your wedded wife? Do you promise to love her,
comfort her, honor and keep her in sickness and in health, remaining
faithful to her as long as you both shall live?"
To the bride (= geline):
"Do you take this man to be your wedded husband? Do you promise to love him,
comfort him, honor and keep him in sickness and in health, remaining
faithful to him as long as you both shall live?"
If the answer is "I do" -- which almost always is so -- you receive,
errr, a "life sentence"!!