SILLY PUNS (02)

See if You Can Work These Out

 

TEST YOUR WITS...

 01   There was this one level school that was pink. Everything was pink, the walls, the desks, the books, the "pinkboards", the pupils' uniform... All and everything was pink in color.

Well, what color do you think they had painted the stairs?

 02   Why did the teacher have crossed eyes? [to have crossed eyes = şaşılık]

 03   What is it that starts with "t", ends with "t", and is full of "t"?

 04   How do you make a witch itch? [Bir cadıyı nasıl kaşındırırsınız?]

 05   Why are there only 18 letters left in the alphabet?

 06   "Hey! I can spell a word with over a 100 letters!"

        "Really, what?" [Yaaa! Ne peki?]

 07   What has 4 eyes but can't see?

 08   What does the letter 'A' have in common with a flower?

 09   Which two letters are always jealous?

 10   What is a cow's favorite subject in school? [Bir ineğin okulda en sevdiği ders hangisidir?]




AND THE ANSWERS ARE:---

 01   There were no stairs at all. Remember, it is a one-level school.

[a one-level building = a one-storey, a one-story, a one-floor building. (Tiresiz de kullanabilirsiniz;tireli kullanımı tercih etmenizi öneririm.]

 02   Because she couldn't control her pupils!

[pupil = 1. gözbebeği; 2. (küçük yaşlarda) öğrenci. -- Ne var bu derece şaşı-racak? Öğrenciler bizim gözbebeğimiz değil mi?]

 03   A teapot.

 04   Take away the "w"!

 05   Because E.T. flew off in a U.F.O. and the C.I.A. chased after him.

 06   Post-office!

 07   Mississippi!

 08   They both have bees after them!

 09   N,V. [Okunuşu: "envy" = gıpta, kıskanma]

 10   Moooooooooosic!!!!!!!

 

SCIENCE JOKES...

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."

Two atoms are walking down the corridor and they bump into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?"
"No, I lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah, I'm positive!"

-- What does one do if one can't zwim?
-- Zinc 
[Açıklama: swim - sink]

-- What is Ba(Na)2 ?
-- Banana

-- What weapon can you make from the chemicals Potassium, Nickel and Iron?
-- KNiFe

-- Which 3 letters of the alphabet make everything in the world move?
-- NRG 
[Get it? Anladınız mı? Energy!]

-- Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
-- Because they're cheaper than day rates.
[Açıklama: "nitrades" - "night rates"]

-- What do you call a convict who dresses up as a clown?
-- Silicon.
[Açıklama: silly -- "convict" is commonly abbreviated to "con"]

And, here is a most scientific poem for you:

İşte, size son derece bilimsel bir manzume:

From way down in my cranium
This prediction I will make:
That if you eat uranium,
You'll get atomic ache.

 

MORE SCIENCE JOKES...

Most books now say our sun is a star. But it still knows how to change back into a sun in the daytime.

A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go.

Some oxygen molecules help fires burn while others help make water, so sometimes it's brother against brother.

Many dead animals in the past changed to fossils while others preferred to be oil.

 

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