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CLEAN JOKES OF THE WEEK

SUCH
FRANKNESS
Açık
Sözlülüğün Böylesi...
When a guy's printer type began to grow faint, he called a local
repair shop where a friendly man informed him that the printer
probably needed only to be cleaned. Because the store charged $50
for such cleanings, he told him he might be better off reading the
printer's manual and trying the job himself.
began to grow faint
=
soluk
yazmağa başladı...
to
be better off
=
daha lehine ve kârına
olmak...
to pull up
=
Motorlu...
to pull up
=
Motorlu...
to pull up
=
Motorlu...
Pleasantly surprised by his candor, he asked, "Does your boss know
that you discourage business?"
pleasantly surprised
=
beklenmedik
ve hoş bir şaşırmayla...
candor
=
açık yüreklilik, açık
sözlülük...
to
discourage
business
=
müşterileri
kaçırmak...[to encourage = teşvik etmek, kavramının tersi]...
"Actually, it's my boss's idea," the employee replied sheepishly.
"We usually make more money on repairs if we let people try to fix
things themselves first."
actually
=
"Aslında..", diye söze
başlıyor... sheepishly
=
aptal ve
herşeyi itiraf eder bir yüz ifadesiyle; "boynunu büküp itiraf etti"
diyebilirdik...

IN THE
COURT-ROOM
Mahkemede
Prosecutor: "Did you kill the victim?"
Defendant: "No, I did not."
Prosecutor: "Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?"
Defendant: "Yes, I do. And they're a lot better than the penalty for
murder."
prosecutor
=
savcı,
iddia makamı...
victim
=
kurban...
defendant
=
davalı,
sanık (to defend = savunmak, kavramından)...
penalty
=
ceza...
perjury
=
yemin altında yalan
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NAUGHTY JOKE OF THE
WEEK

WHERE MEN'S
BRAIN CELLS ARE !!
Erkek Beyin
Hücrelerinin Bulunduğu Yer
Once upon a
time, there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a
man's head.
Bir zamanlar, bir
kadın beyin hücresi, bir yanlışlık sonucu, kendini bir erkek kafasının içinde
buldu...
She looked around
nervously, but it was all empty and quiet. "Hello?" she cried... but no
answer. "Is there anyone here?"
Korku ve
kuşkuyla çevresine baktı: Heryer öylesine bomboş ve sessizdi... "Meraba?!"
diye seslendi... Yanıtsız... "Kimse yok mu burada?"
She cried a little
louder, but still no answer....
Now the female
brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled:
feel alone,
feel scared = Kendini yalnız hissediyor, korkuyordu...
"HELLO, IS THERE
ANYONE HERE?"
"KİMSE YOK MU
BURALARDA?"
Then she heard a
voice from far, far away...
"Hello - we're all
down here...."
Uzaklardan, uzaklardan
bir ses duydu: "Meraba, meraba... Hepimiz, burada... AŞAĞIDAYIZ!! "

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