| |
THE
ADVENTURES OF
BIG
BROTHER GORILLA !!
Have I ever told you,
Dearest Members, that I am an ardent
Lombak
reader?
Where else would you suppose I would pick up the beautious words
like "cıvır" or "eküri" from!! Thanks to this semi-underground
magazine that I feed my curiosity about and enhance my familiarity
with all newest developments in Turkish slang...
Below you will find a
selection of "Goril Abi" cartoons from Cengiz Üstün's "Tribal
Infection" pages...
|
 |
-- Are you, Big Brother Gorilla,
human or are you an animal? We just haven't been able to figure that out
for years, you know.
-- Come here closer to me,
sonny; I'll show you something. |
|
-- Wow!! Where are you off to,
Big Brother Gorilla, in that gorgeous dinner jacket?
-- Well,
I've gone into politics, where I belong. I am now in the Grand National
Assembly as an independent member, representing the animalia... |
 |
|
 |
-- Have you seen the Hollywood
classic "King Kong"?
-- My grandpa was the stuntman who
doubled for him, you idiot!! |
|
-- How much are your electric
shaving razors?
-- We've got some excellent
sheep-shearing machines, Brother... They're real cheap.
-- Look, I asked you a question.
You'll get me swearing in a minute. |
 |
|
 |
-- You got any woolen sweaters?
-- You're a wooly one yourself; what
use should you have for woolen sweaters??
-- You asshole!! I asked you a civil
question; why don't you just give me back a cavalier answer? |
|
-- Please tell me the truth, Doctor;
Shall I go through an evolution.
-- Look, I told you that you will!!
What's the hurry? |
 |
|
 |
-- Sorry, Brother, it's forbidden to
eat shelled nuts in the cinema.
-- You said something??
-- Ah, I beg your pardon, Big
Brother; I couldn't see it was you in the dark. |
|
-- Do you remember the young
chimpanzee, penniless but proud, that you used to throw your butts on at
Gülhane Park years and years ago??
-- So??
-- Well, he has grown to be a bigger
gorilla than yourself now and is here to pay you back with superior
knuckle-sandwiches!! |
 |
|
 |
-- Sweety, have you seen my
epilatory cream? I don't seem to find it anywheres...
-- No, sweety, I haven't.... |
|
|
ARTIK
CD'de DE !!
