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February 14th, 2004

Supplement # 081

 
 
 

A TRUE LOVE STORY

Especially for

St. Valentine's Day !!

 
 

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year. We had decided to get married.

My friends encouraged me and my parents helped us in every way.

And my girlfriend? She was a dream girl ! Oh, I loved her sooo much !!!

There was only one thing bothering me -- very much indeed -- and that one thing was her younger sister...

My prospective sister-in-law was seventeen years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses.

She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.

It had to be deliberate: she never did it when we were near anyone else...

One day the little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.

She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome...

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me !!"

I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs...

When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me !!

I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car --

Guess what?! My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes, he immediately hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter's hand... Welcome to the family."

  Bir yılı aşkın süredir birlikte çıkıyorduk...

to encourage = in-KA-ric = teşvik, yüreklendirme...

helped us in every way = bize her bakımdan yardımcı oluyorlardı...

bothering me = beni rahatsız eden, canımı sıkan

prospective = müstakbel... sister-in-law = BALDIZ !!

wore tight mini skirts = vücudunu sımsıkı saran mini etekler giyiyordu... low-cut = dekolte...

would regularly bend down = herzaman için eğiliyordu underwear = iç çamaşırları

It had to be deliberate = Eminim ki bilerek, kasıtlı yapıyordu...

to overcome = yenmek, üstesinden gelmek...

before I got married and committed my life ... etc = evlenip kendimi hayat boyu ablasına adamadan  önce...

I was in total shock = tam bir şok içindeydim...

I was stunned = Şaşkınlık içinde  donakalmıştım...

pulled down ... = külotunu indirip merdivenlerden aşağı bana fırlattı...

Bir an durdum, sonra arkamı dönüp kapıdan yürüyüp çıktım. Dosdoğru arabama gittim...

Guess what ? = Bilin bakalım ne oldu ?

Müstakbel kayınpederim gözyaşları içinde beni kucakladı: Küçük testimizi başarıyla geçtiğin için çok mutluyuz. Kızımız için senden iyisini bulamazdık. Ailemize hoşgeldin !!

 

 

  THE MORAL OF THIS STORY IS:

Peki Bu Sevimli Aşk Öyküsünden çıkartacağımız Ders Nedir ?

 Never Carry Your Condoms On Your Person;

 Always Keep Them In Your Car !!

Kondomlarınızı Asla Üstünüzde Taşımayınız;  Herzaman İçin Arabanızda Bulundurunuz !!

Happy St. Valentine's Day, Dearest Members...

Sevgililer Gününüz Kutlu Olsun, Sevgili Üyelerimiz...

 

 
 
 

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