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ATTENTION, ALL:

 

This site has been hacked by

 

 BOO' NUYA SUN TO' SOON

 

Carno-Spiritual Freedom Movement !!

 

 

OUR MOTTO IS:

 

Made in China, Made in Japan;

By two people this is done:

One is a man, and the other

is a woman !

 

 

April 1

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This E-Zine will henceforth be published in

 

SINO-JAPANESE

 

as of (=starting from)

 

 

 

 APRIL 1st

 

 

HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY !!

 

Most of you must have realized right from the start that this was an April Fool's Day prank...

 

As for those who fell for it, well I gotcha!! Didn't I??

Anyhow, I hope you've had as much fun reading it as I had prepearing it.

Happy April fools day to all !!

yours, İzbul

 

 
 
 
 

In plain Turkish:

 

APRIL FOOL'S DAY PRANK OF THE CENTURY

 

ASRIN 1 NİSAN ŞAKASI

"We've done very well in the local elections... and we'll be WALKING to power in the next general elections..."

"Yerel seçimlerden zaferle çıktık. Bir dahaki genel seçimlerde iktidara YÜRÜYECEĞİZ !!"

 

Bülent Ecevit

 

 

 
 
 

 

A MIRACLE DRINK

You are just quarter-of-an-hour away to a healthier, happier, more energetic YOU!

Within just quarter-of-an-hour, you will experience a dramatic change of mood -- and a lot more!

It's a natural detox, a booster of natural energy: A veritable vacation for your body, mind and spirit...

HERE COMES THE TURKISH AMBROSIA !!

A REASON TO BE LIVING !!

MAN'S TRUEST FRIEND & COMPANION !!

IT MAKES YOU COME ALIVE !!

IT PUTS HAIRS ON YOUR CHEST !!

 

HERE COMES --

 



TURKISH RAKI

"RAKI" is the most popular alcoholic drink in Turkey, made from different fruits in different regions; but grapes, figs and plums are the main ones. It is the end result of a combined distillation of anise extract and suma, an ethyl alcohol obtained from the fermentation of raisins or other fruits. The alchohol content is normally 45 degrees...

It's divinely transparent; turns pure milky white when water or ice is added...This is why it is called the LION'S MILK...

The name may have come from "razaki", the variety of grape originally used to make raki. 

Served cooled -- in narrow cylindrical glasses... may be diluted with water according to taste: usual ratio being fifty-fifty... Some people opt for soda water instead. Goes particularly well with hors d'oeuvres, among which the simplest and most popular are white cheese and melon...

So, say with me now:

"If I could Only Be A Fish In A Bottle Of Raki"

[Orhan Veli Kanık]

 

 
 
 

 

 

"YANLIŞLIKLAR KOMEDYASI"

 

İngilizce'de Yaptığımız En Yaygın Hatalar

   TIKLA 

 

 
 
 

 

 

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