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CLEAN
JOKE OF THE DAY
THE
PRIEST & THE RABBI
A priest and a rabbi found themselves
sharing a compartment on a train.
priest = papaz; rabbi =
haham
After a while, the priest put down his book and opened a conversation by
saying, "I know that in your religion, you're not supposed to eat
pork... but have you really never even tasted it?"
The rabbi closed his newspaper and responded, "I must tell you the
truth. Yes, I have, on the odd occasion."
on the odd occasion =
arada bir olmuştur
The rabbi had his turn of interrogation: "I know that in your
religion, you're supposed to be celibate, but..."
interrogation =
sorgulama; celibacy = hayat boyu evlenme yasağı
The priest interjected, "Yes, I know what you are going to ask, and
yes, I have succumbed to temptation once or twice."
interjected = (burada)
araya girdi, sözünü kesti; succumbed to temptation once or twice =
birkaç kez şeytana uydum... To succumb = boyun eğmek, teslim olmak;
temptation = baştan çıkaran şey.
The two resumed their reading. Both were silent for a while.
resumed their reading =
yeniden okumağa başladılar
Then the rabbi peeked around his newspaper with a smile and said,
"Better than pork, isn't it?"
peek = bakmak, gözetlemek,
dikizlemek... Burada, gazetesinin arkasından kafasını uzatarak...
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DIRTY
JOKE OF THE DAY
FOR
ENLARGEMENT !
On their first night together, the bride comes out of the bathroom, having
taken a shower and wearing a beautiful robe.
The proud husband says, "My
dear, we are married now, you can take off your robe."
The beautiful
young woman takes off her robe, and he is astonished."Oh, oh,
aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful, I must take
a picture of you at once.
Puzzled she asks, "My picture?" He answers,
"Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart
forever".
He takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom
to shower and change.
He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why
do you wear a robe? We are married now."
At that, the man opens his
robe and she exclaims, "Oh my God, Oh my God! Let me take a picture
at once".
He
beams and asks why and she answers, "So I can get it enlarged!"
having taken
a shower = duş almış olarak
heads into the bathroom
= banyoya gider, girer
At that =
bunun üzerine (pek sık kullanmayın) beams
= yüzü bir gülümsemeyle aydınlanır, beşlik simit gibi sırıtır |
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FOLK
WISDOM
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're
an idiot.
Atasözünün aslı: Laugh,
and the whole world laughs with you... Gül, ki bütün dünya seninle gülsün! Change is inevitable, except from a
vending machine. (Kelime
oyunu: change = 1. değişim, değişme; 2. Bozuk para, para üstü...
vending machine = para atıp birşey satın aldığınız makine. I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be
a vegetarian. Beslenme
zincirinin tepesine vejeteryen olayım diye tırmanmadım!
She took an IQ test and the results were
negative. When there's a will, I want to be in it!
Will = 1. İstek, irade; 2.
(Burada) vasiyetname... Atasözünün aslı: Where there is a will, there
is a way. İstenirse bir yol bulunur... Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately
it kills all its students! Zaman
en iyi öğretmendir, ama...
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Atasözünün aslı: He who
laughs last laughs best: Son gülen iyi güler...
Can it be a mistake that
"STRESSED" is "DESSERTS" spelled backwards? Desserts
= Yemek üstüne yenen tatlılar...
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of
it. Herşeyi gördüm,
herşeyi yaptım, ama çoğunu hatırlamıyorum.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who
don't. Those
who live by the sword = kılıcına güvenerek, kılıç yasasıyla yaşayan
kimseler; get shot = ateşli silahla vurulurlar
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