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CLEAN
JOKE OF THE DAY
GET IN
THE QUEUE
A drill sergeant had just
chewed out one of his men, and as he was walking away, he turned to him
and said, "I guess when I die you'll come and dance on my
grave."
drill sergeant = talim çavuşu...
to chew out = şiddetle azarlamak... dance on my grave = mezarımın üstünde
oynayıp dans edeceksin...
The cadet replied, "Not me, Sarge. I promised myself that once I've
got out of the Army I'll never stand in another line."
not me = ben yokum, ben
öyle değilim, ben öyle şey yapmam... once I've got out of the Army =
hele bir yakayı sıyırayım... never stand in another line = asla bir
daha bir kuyruğa girmem...
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SO DID
I !
A guy walks
into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can.
can =
tuvalet
He doesn't
want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I
spat in this beer, do not drink!".
I spat in
this beer = bu biraya tükürdüm (spit - spat - spat)
After a few
minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying,
"So did I!"
so did I =
ben de...
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DIRTY
JOKE OF THE DAY
COBBLES
WORK WANDERS !
Two nuns are
cycling down a cobbled street. The first one says "I've never come
this way before"; the second one replies "Must be the cobbles!"
work wanders
= harikalar yaratmak... nun = rahibe... cobbled road = parke döşeli
yol... cobbles = parke taşları... I've never come this way = 1) Bu
yoldan hiç geçmemiştim; 2) Hiç böylesi bir orgazm yaşamamıştım...
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FOUR
KINDS OF SEX
HOUSE SEX - When you are
newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.
newly married = yeni evli
BEDROOM SEX - After you
have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.
HALL SEX - After you've
been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and
say "F*** YOU"
pass each other =
birbirinizin yanından geçerken
COURTROOM SEX - When your
wife and her lawyer f*** you in the divorce court in front of many people
for every penny you've got.
courtroom sex = mahkemede
seks... the divorce court = boşanma mahkemesi... Çevirisi: Karınız ve
avukatı sizi boşanma davasında soyup soğana çevirip herkesin gözü
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FOLK
WISDOM
DARE
YOU SPEAK THE TRUTH ?
"I've always wanted
to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you, I've
changed my mind."
Hayatımda hep saracağım,
seveceğim birisi olsun istemişimdir. Seninle tanıştıktan sonra
fikrimi değiştirdim.
"I must admit, you
brought Religion into my life. I never believed in Hell 'til I met
you."
İtiraf etmeliyim ki,
sayende dindar oldum. Eskiden cehenneme inanmazdım.
"As the days go by,
I think of how lucky I am that you're not here to ruin it for me."
as the days go bye = günler
gelip geçtikçe... as time goes by = aynı anlama gelen daha yaygın bir
deyiş...
"If I get only one
thing for Christmas, I hope it's your sister."
Eğer bir Noel hediyesi
alacaksam, umarım bu kızkardeşindir...
"Congratulations on
your promotion. Before you go, I would like you to take this knife out of
my back. You'll probably need it again."
Terfini kutlarım...
Gitmeden önce lütfen şu bıçağı sırtımdan çekip çıkarır mısın?
Muhtemelen yine ihtiyacın olacaktır!
"I'm so miserable
without you, it's almost like you're here."
Sensiz okadar mutsuzum
ki, tıpkı buradaymışsın gibi!
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