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CLEAN
JOKES OF THE DAY
A
CONDITIONED REFLEX
A guy in a taxi
wanted to speak to the driver so he leaned forward and tapped him lightly
on the shoulder.
leaned forward =
öne eğildi... tapped ... lightly on the shoulder =hafifçe omzuna vurdu
(tıkladı)...
The driver screamed
and jumped up in the air and the car jumped the curb, demolished a
lamppost and came to a stop inches from a shop window.
screamed = çığlık
attı... jumped the curb = sıçrayıp kaldırıma çıktı... to demolish
= yerle bir etmek, yıkmak... came to a stop inches from = birkaç inç
kala durdu... shop window = vitrin...
The startled
passenger said, "I didn't mean to frighten you, I just wanted to ask
you something."
startled = şaşırmış
ve ürkmüş... I didn't mean to frighten you = Sizi korkutmak istememiştim;
maksadım sizi korkutmak değildi...
The taxi driver
said, "Not your fault sir. It's my first day as a cab driver. I've
been driving a hearse for the past 10 years".
cab driver =
taksi şöförü... hearse [hö:rs] = cenaze arabası... "Son on yıldır
cenaze arabası kullanıyordum da..."
ANOTHER
BLONDE JOKE
Returning home from
work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized.
She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
to ransack = yağmalamak,
tarümar etmek... burglar = gizlice giren hırsız...
A call was
broadcast on all channels and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first
to respond.
call = çağrı...
to broadcast = yayınlamak... to patrol = devriye gezmek...
As the K-9 officer
approached the house with his dog on a leash, the woman ran out on the
porch, stopped at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the
steps, put her face in her hands and moaned, "I come home to find all
my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do?
They send me a BLIND policeman!"
on a leash =
tasmaya bağlı, tasmada... porch = ön sundurma, veranda... to moan = inleyip sızıldanmak...
all my possessions = bütün eşyalarım, varım yoğum...
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DIRTY
JOKE OF THE DAY
ENCOUNTERS
WITH THE THIRD KIND
Two aliens
landed in the West Texas desert near an abandoned gas station. They
approached one of the gas pumps, and one of the aliens addressed it,
"Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your
leader."
encounter
= karşılaşma... alien = yabancı, eşi benzeri görülmemiş;
kurgubilimde: yaratık... abandoned = terkedilmiş... gas (=
gasoline, USA) = petrol (UK) = benzin... [oil = petrol, her iki ülkede
de]... Greetings, Earthling = Selam, Dünyalı (Kurgubilimde
standart kullanım: "Dünya çocuğu" yada küçümseme
nüansları artık az çok kaybolmuş durumda...)
The gas pump,
of course, didn't respond. The alien repeated the greeting. There
was no response. The alien, annoyed by what he perceived to be the
gas pump's haughty attitude, drew his ray gun, and said impatiently,
"Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. How dare you ignore us
in this way! Take us to your leader, or I'll fire!"
didn't
respond = yanıt vermedi, tepki vermedi... annoyed = canı sıkılarak
(öfke ve şikayet anlamında)... to perceive = algılamak...
haughty [ho-ti] = kibirli, kendini beğenmiş... ray gun =
ışın tabancası... How dare you? = Sen ne cesaretle??... to
ignore = görmezden gelmek, tınmamak, kulak asmamak...
The other
alien shouted to his comrade "No, you don't want to make him
mad!" But before he finished his warning, the first alien
fired. There was a huge explosion that blew both of them 200 meters
into the desert, where they landed in a heap.
comrade =
dost, yoldaş... make him mad = öfkelendirmek... in a heap = yığın
halinde...
When they
finally regained consciousness, the one who fired turned to the
other one and said, "What a ferocious creature. It damn near
killed us! How did you know it was so dangerous?"
regain
consciousness = kendine gelmek, ayılmak (baygınlıktan... sarhoşluktan
değil)... ferocious [fı-rou-şıs] = vahşi, yırtıcı,
kavgacı...
The other
alien answered, "If there's one thing I've learned during my
travels through the galaxy...any guy who can wrap his dick around
himself twice and then stick it in his own ear, is someone you
shouldn't mess with!"
to wrap =
sarıp sarmalamak... dick (argo ve kaba) = erkeklik aleti... stick
it in his own ear = (burada) kendi kulağına sokmak... you
shouldn't mess with = bulaşmamalısın, uzak durmalısın...
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