THE ADVENTURES OF
BIG BROTHER GORILLA !!
Have I ever told you, Dearest Members, that I am an ardent Lombak reader? Where else would you suppose I would pick up such beautious contemporary slang words like "cıvır", "kevaşe", "lavuk" or "eküri" from!! Thanks to this semi-underground magazine that I feed my curiosity about and enhance my familiarity with all the newest fresh developments in Turkish slang...
Below you will find a selection of "Goril Abi" cartoons from Cengiz Üstün's "Tribal Infection" pages...
Some additions -- though no detractions, no disparagement or defamation -- were made.
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-- Are you, Big Brother Gorilla, human or are you -- pardon me saying
so -- an animal? We just haven't been able to figure that out
for years, you know. -- Come here closer to me, sonny; I'll show you something. |
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-- Wow!! Where are you off to, Big Brother Gorilla, in that gorgeous dinner jacket? -- Well, I've gone into politics, where I belong. I am now in the Grand National Assembly as an independent member, representing the animal kingdom... |
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-- Have you seen the Hollywood
classic "King Kong"? -- My grandpa was the stuntman who doubled for him, you idiot!! |
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-- How much do you charge for electric shaving razors? -- We've got some excellent sheep-shearing machines, Brother... They're going real cheap. -- Look, I asked you a civil question. You'll get me swearing in a minute. |
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-- You got any woolen sweaters? -- You're a wooly one yourself; what use should you have for woolen sweaters?? -- You asshole!! I asked you a civil question; why don't you just give me back a cavalier answer? |
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-- Please tell me the truth, Doctor; Shall I go through an evolution. -- Look, I told you that you will!! What's the hurry? |
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-- Sorry, Brother, it's forbidden to
eat shelled nuts in the cinema. -- You said something?? -- Ah, I beg your pardon, Big Brother; I couldn't see it was you in the dark. |
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-- Do you remember the young chimpanzee, penniless but proud, that you used to throw your butts on at Gülhane Park years and years ago?? -- So?? -- Well, he has grown to be a bigger gorilla than yourself now and is here to pay you back with superior knuckle-sandwiches!! |
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-- Sweety, have you seen my epilatory cream? I don't seem to find it
anywheres... -- No, sweety, I haven't... |
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