CAPTIVATING SOUND CLIPS
(all sound files are in .wav format)
Mozart: Why what sir?
Archbishop: Why do I have to be humiliated in front of my guests? By one of my own servants? The more license I allow you the more you take!
Mozart: If his grace is not satisfied with me he can dismiss me.
Mozart:The director has actually torn up a huge section of my music! They say I have to rewrite the opera! But it's perfect as it is! I can't rewrite what's perfect!
Mozart:Is the Emperor angry with me?
Unknown: Quite the contrary...
Mozart: Then why doesn't he simply appoint me to the post?
Unknown: Mozart, you are not the only composer in Vienna.
Mozart: No, but I'm the best!
Dr. Sobel:Oedipus was a Greek king who killed his father and married his mother.
Paul Vitti: (Sighs)....Fuckin' Greeks!
Paul Vitti:If I talk to you, and you turn me into a fag.....I'm gonna kill you, you understand?
Jim:I have an announcement that I would like to make! There is a gorgeous woman....masturbating on my bed!
Finch: Thank you, Nadia!
Kevin: You know, if you ever had a chance with Nadia....this is it!
Jim:You know we're all going to go to college as virgins...you realize this, right? I mean they probably have special dorms for people like us.
Jim's Dad:Look at the expression on her face....You see that? See what she's doing? She kind of looking right into your eyes saying, "Hey big boy! Heeey....How ya doin'?" You see?
Oz: All that you gotta do is ask them questions, and listen to what they have to say and shit.
Stifler: I dunno, man, that sounds like a lot of work!
President:10:15 is American Fisheries?
Janie: Yes sir, they're giving you a 200 pound halibut.
President: Janie, make a note. We need to schedule more events where somebody gives me a really big fish.
Janie: Yes sir!
President: Janie, I'm kidding.
Janie: Of course, sir.
Louis:Mr. President, I really feel that....
President: Louis, however much coffee you drink in the morning , I want you to reduce by half.
Louis: I don't drink coffee, sir.
President: Hit yourself over the head with a baseball bat, would you please?
Louis: Yes, sir.
President:It appears to be a letter from the entire environmental community. These people are out of control!
Louis: Well, they're frustrated, Mr. President.
McCall: Are they blaming the President for global warming?
Louis: Well, they don't think he caused it, if that's what you mean.
Thomas Becket:Honour is a concern of the living. One cannot very well be concerned with it once one's dead.
King Henry: You're too clever for me Thomas. But I know there's something not quite right about your reasoning.
King Henry:Have you any idea how much trouble I took to make you a noble?
Thomas Becket: I think so. I recall you pointed a finger and said, "Thomas Becket, you are noble." The queen and your mother were very agitated.
King Henry: Hahahaha!
Sonny:What the hell is this?
Tessio: It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
Don Corleone:I have a sentimental weakness for my children and I spoil them as you can see. They talk when they should listen.
Simon Templar:You've got to get away from me!
Dr. Emma Russell: I'm not going anywhere until you tell me why you lied to me.
Morpheus:Welcome, Neo. As you no doubt have guessed, I am Morpheus. 115k
Morpheus:As long as The Matrix exists, the human race will never be free.
Neo:I know what you're trying to do.
Morpheus: I'm trying to free your mind, Neo. But I can only show you the door. You're the one who has to walk through it.
MEN IN BLACK
Agent K:Our mission, is to monitor extra-terrestrial activity on Earth.
Agent J:You know how to use these things?
Agent K: No idea whatsoever.
Agent K:We work for a highly funded, yet unofficial government agency.
THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS
Lecter: I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye...
Clarice: If you didn't kill him then who did, sir?
Kirk: The Klingons have never been trustworthy. I'm forced to agree
with Admiral Cartwright. This is a.....TERRIFYING idea...
Spock: The dismantling of our space stations and starbases along the neutral zone. An end to almost 70 years of unremitting hostility, which the Klingons can no longer afford.
Klingon at table: Captain Kirk, I thought Romulan Ale was illegal.
Kirk:We haven't fired!
Spock: Captain....According to our databanks, we have......Twice.
Spock: Jim, there is a historic opportunity here.
Kirk: DON'T BELIEVE THEM! DON'T TRUST THEM!
Spock: They are dying...
Kirk: LET THEM DIE!
Spock:There is an old Vulcan proverb...."Only Nixon can go to China."
Bones:Spock, this "child" is about to wipe out every living thing on earth. Now what do you suggest we do, spank it.
Kirk:Well, Bones, do the new medical facilities meet with your approval?
Bones: They do not. It's like working in a damn computer center.
Clark:What can I do with 5 dollars?
Blackjack Dealer: Gee, I don't know. Buy a bullet and rent a gun? Hahaha!
Cousin Eddie:It's people like you that blow the family nestegg that built this town.
Blackjack Dealer:Why don't you give me half the money you were going to bet, then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts and we'll call it a day!
Clark:Did you know that blackjack is the only game where a smart player has a mathematical advantage over the house?
Girl at blackjack table: Are you a professional?
Clark: Hmm? Nah, not really....Are you?
Clark:Eddie, don't you worry about radiation?
Cousin Eddie: All I know, Clark, is that my teeth have never been whiter, and my garden's spittin' out 50 pound tomatoes!
Cousin Eddie:Oh yeah! Yuban coffee! You know, you can sprinkle that stuff on anything? Ice cream, mashed potatoes, or just eatin' right out of the can for a quick pick-me-up